Thank you

Loved it.

Heres another, a friend sent me this today. Apologies to any Scottish people, I think they are great. I am sure they have plenty of English jokes too!

Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.

‘Och, it's all going to be grand", says Jock. "I've everything organised already, the flowers, the church, the cards, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night".

Archie nods approvingly.

"Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in" continued Jock.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw, you'll look pure deed smart in that!"

"And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires.

"Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white ..."

LOL keep em comin

A man boarded an airplane in Darwin with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioned in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in Melbourne, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Darwin, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate the lot.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.

cheers me this thread- well done:lol:

I wish I could think of another one. Glad you have enjoyed them so far.